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You've heard of several kinds of cat
And my opinion now is that
You should need no interpreter
To understand our character
You've learned enough to take the view
That cats are very much like you
You've seen us both at work and games
And learnt about our proper names
Our habits and habitat
But how would you ad-dress a cat?

So first, your memory I'll jog
And say: a cat is not a dog
So first, your memory I'll jog
And say: a cat is not a dog

Now dogs pretend they like to fight
They often bark, more seldom bite
But yet a dog is, on the whole
What you would call a simple soul
The usual dog about the town
Is much inclined to play the clown
And far from showing too much pride
Is frequently undignified
He's such an easy-going lout
He'll answer any hail or shout

The usual dog about the town
Is inclined to play the clown
Again I must remind you that
A dog's a dog; a cat's a cat

With cats, some say one rule is true
Don't speak 'til you are spoken to
Myself, I do not hold with that
I say you should ad-dress a cat
But always bear in mind that he resents familiarity
You bow, and taking off your hat
Ad-dress him in this form: "Oh, Cat!"

Before a cat will condescend
To treat you as a trusted friend
A little token of esteem is needed like a dish of cream
And you might now and then supply
Some caviar or Straussburg pie
Some potted grouse or salmon paste
He's sure to have his personal taste
And so in time you reach your aim
And call him by his name

A cat's entitled to expect
These evidences of respect
So this is this and that is that
And there's how you ad-dress a cat

ACT 2
Why Will the Summer
Day Delay - When Will
Time Flow Away

The Moments
of Happiness

Gus: the Theatre Cat

Growltiger's Last Stand

The Ballad of Billy M'Caw
&   In una Tiepida Notte

Skimbleshanks: the
Railway Cat

Macavity: the Mistery Cat

Mister Mistoffelees

Memory (2)

The Journey to the
Heavyside Layer

The Ad-Dressing of Cats

ACT 1
When Cats are Maddened
by the Midnight Dance